The harmattan wind blew really cold that morning. What I normally would do after the morning rituals is go back and make love to my bed but this day, my bed should get a substitute. I have been plotting this day in my mind all month. The acts and the scenes conceptualized, the props put in place, the actors auditioned and carefully handpicked. Even the prologue has been shot and edited....Sounds like a huge projects uhn? Don't mind me, that's just the way I make my plot to "get down" with ladies and it works like magic. I just apply the life principle, "if you fail to plan, you plan to fail" so I plan all the way till I cum and cum again.
My two weeks holiday from work has been really fun. The fluids that have been bottled up for the last one month or so have almost been emptied and three dozens of condoms had already been flushed down the drain. These other acts were not scripted, thus in the quest for fulfilment, I just had to implement this my plan of getting down with Tiana. I have been buying her gifts, sending her recharge cards, I have taken her to the cinemas, given her money sef...not that I am a fool , its all just part of the plan. As a matter of fact, I had exhausted my yet-to-be-paid allowee for the month on Tina.
Instead of going back to bed, I rushed out of the house to run the impromptu errands my parents sent me so as not to sabotage my runs for the day. Tiana can't be here until noon anyway. Femi, Dayo and Felix who have been "there" before had replayed at different times, how sexually active Tiana is, so I had to make good first impression. On my way back home I paid my "jedi" seller a visit, gulped 3 cups of Jedi, afato, opa eyin and ale all mixed in one, I also bought a pack of strawberry scented condoms in readiness of the task ahead.
Tina arrived at 2:45pm as against noon when she promised to have arrived. Konji na bastard! Trust me, I had called her like 20 times just ask her if she was still coming. Her appearance alone gave me the needed erection. She was putting on a micro-mini skirt and a transparent sifon top. I could see through the top her push-up bra and a large chunk of cleavages.
At this moment, time was no more in my favour as my parents will be back from work anytime soon and the "jedi" was at the height of its effectiveness. I forgot the whole script up in my head and immediately got all over her. I ushered her directly to the slaughter house (that's what my friends call my room) without offering her anything as refreshment.
" So, what's up?" I said hurriedly, "showapa?"
I really didn't wait to listen to the reply as I advanced towards her to kiss her. She welcomed my kiss with no form of resistance, so in a twinkle of an eye, I had unhooked her bra and was ravishing her full breasts. I proceeded to the "egg treatment" and as we all know, it works like magic. She was already moaning and out of control. I gave a sigh of victory as I reached under her skirts towards her pants and could feel the moist in-between her legs.
At this point, she held my hand and strongly flinged it away! She stood up and ran into the sitting room sparsely dressed. I could see fear in her eyes as she was taken aback by my hyper-activity. On my own part, my bones where so in form for action and at this moment I could do anything to ensure that action happens so I went back to the script and resorted to persuasion. I sat close to her and apologised for rushing things. I then went ahead to tell her how much I loved and cared about her. I incorporated and modified many pick up lines I have heard in movies and songs ( this has been tested and trusted on not-too-smart girls). After about 30 minutes of persuasion, she finally let me touch her. This was like a dream come true! Slow and steady, I entered the "promised land" and in my case, the inhabitants were hospitable. We did it three times and we both enjoyed it. At the end of that day I said to myself, "there's nothing as fulfilling as the successful execution of a well structured plan".
I haven't called Tiana since the other day but she sent me a sms two days after we got down accusing me of not calling her and raining abuses on me. I simply ignored her message. She's a done deal, its time to move on.
Well, it only took two weeks for the past to come calling. Not because I discovered that Tina is HIV positive, but because I realised that I got too excited and forgot to use a condom.
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