I went to see a friend who just came back from Norway. She left Nigeria eight years ago,so i was very excited to see her. We talked for hours, she showed me pictures and we laughed, then I asked her if she still remembers how to dance to a slow song, she first said NO but later she agreed. We danced, rocked ourselves and we both enjoyed it. Then the music became slower and slower until I was holding her close to my chest.
Suddenly, she advanced to kiss me and I responded because I didn't want to play dumb. It was like a butter meeting with a red hot iron the way her lips melted in my mouth. It was so soft and warm, then the lips started getting harder and harder. I was shocked but I didn't show it, I was still kissing her……then, I woke up!
So it was a dream?. To my amazement, I had already eaten my pillow into half! What a funny way to start the day...part of the foam is still in my mouth.
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The harmattan wind blew really cold that morning. What I normally would do after the morning rituals is go back and make love to my bed but this day, my bed should get a substitute. I have been plotting this day in my mind all month. The acts and the scenes conceptualized, the props put in place, the actors auditioned and carefully handpicked. Even the prologue has been shot and edited....Sounds like a huge projects uhn? Don't mind me, that's just the way I make my plot to "get down" with ladies and it works like magic. I just apply the life principle, "if you fail to plan, you plan to fail" so I plan all the way till I cum and cum again.
My two weeks holiday from work has been really fun. The fluids that have been bottled up for the last one month or so have almost been emptied and three dozens of condoms had already been flushed down the drain. These other acts were not scripted, thus in the quest for fulfilment, I just had to implement this my plan of getting down with Tiana. I have been buying her gifts, sending her recharge cards, I have taken her to the cinemas, given her money sef...not that I am a fool , its all just part of the plan. As a matter of fact, I had exhausted my yet-to-be-paid allowee for the month on Tina.
Instead of going back to bed, I rushed out of the house to run the impromptu errands my parents sent me so as not to sabotage my runs for the day. Tiana can't be here until noon anyway. Femi, Dayo and Felix who have been "there" before had replayed at different times, how sexually active Tiana is, so I had to make good first impression. On my way back home I paid my "jedi" seller a visit, gulped 3 cups of Jedi, afato, opa eyin and ale all mixed in one, I also bought a pack of strawberry scented condoms in readiness of the task ahead.
Tina arrived at 2:45pm as against noon when she promised to have arrived. Konji na bastard! Trust me, I had called her like 20 times just ask her if she was still coming. Her appearance alone gave me the needed erection. She was putting on a micro-mini skirt and a transparent sifon top. I could see through the top her push-up bra and a large chunk of cleavages.
At this moment, time was no more in my favour as my parents will be back from work anytime soon and the "jedi" was at the height of its effectiveness. I forgot the whole script up in my head and immediately got all over her. I ushered her directly to the slaughter house (that's what my friends call my room) without offering her anything as refreshment.
" So, what's up?" I said hurriedly, "showapa?"
I really didn't wait to listen to the reply as I advanced towards her to kiss her. She welcomed my kiss with no form of resistance, so in a twinkle of an eye, I had unhooked her bra and was ravishing her full breasts. I proceeded to the "egg treatment" and as we all know, it works like magic. She was already moaning and out of control. I gave a sigh of victory as I reached under her skirts towards her pants and could feel the moist in-between her legs.
At this point, she held my hand and strongly flinged it away! She stood up and ran into the sitting room sparsely dressed. I could see fear in her eyes as she was taken aback by my hyper-activity. On my own part, my bones where so in form for action and at this moment I could do anything to ensure that action happens so I went back to the script and resorted to persuasion. I sat close to her and apologised for rushing things. I then went ahead to tell her how much I loved and cared about her. I incorporated and modified many pick up lines I have heard in movies and songs ( this has been tested and trusted on not-too-smart girls). After about 30 minutes of persuasion, she finally let me touch her. This was like a dream come true! Slow and steady, I entered the "promised land" and in my case, the inhabitants were hospitable. We did it three times and we both enjoyed it. At the end of that day I said to myself, "there's nothing as fulfilling as the successful execution of a well structured plan".
I haven't called Tiana since the other day but she sent me a sms two days after we got down accusing me of not calling her and raining abuses on me. I simply ignored her message. She's a done deal, its time to move on.
Well, it only took two weeks for the past to come calling. Not because I discovered that Tina is HIV positive, but because I realised that I got too excited and forgot to use a condom.
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Yeah! That's something I forgot to put in my previous post.(Did you even notice it wasn't there or how I arrived at it?)
"To sit and do nothing". I really don't see why you should at anytime sit down and do nothing even when you are on top. Many people wish to be on top and are ready to bring down if you stay there doing nothing.
"To be on TOP prepare to STAY on TOP"
OVER AND OUT!
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This God-knows-where-it-came-from folk-tale taught me great lessons this morning and I made up my mind to employ a whole new approach, not only to blogging but every other thing I find myself doing. This is the first seed.
The folk-tale goes thus,
A crow sat on a tree doing nothing...when a rabbit thought to do the same and sat on the ground, a tiger came and ate him.
THE END!
Moral: You need to be on TOP
I was able to figure out from this little story that :
1) Being on TOP does not necessarily mean being the best, but being in control of whatever you find your hands doing. In a more 'subtle' way, "keeping your shit together". This entails being able to identify Wђat exactly you want to achieve,taking the bulls that come your way by their horns and differentiating between constructive criticisms and shear hating.
This has taught me to be selfish as much as I'm self-less, approach every action with boldness and pay less attention to people who demoralise me by demeaning my efforts to becoming a better person and on the other hand, not to be distracted by those who shower on you, cheap flattery (its cheap when you praise without a proper appraisal).
Being in Control of whatever you do is the pathway to being the best at whatever you do.
2) Create your own unique style and create a niche for yourself with it. The crow is a bird and can fly. That makes the crow unique. Its easier for the crow to be on top of the tree, far away from the tiger just as it is easier for rabbit to run and hide in its hole, where the tiger can't reach. We are all unique one way or the other but we can't appreciate the uniqueness until we utilise it.
This has taught me that no matter how much I try to combine Wole Soyinka's vocabulary and Ikechukwu Ofili's sarcasm, I may never be as good a writer as Fisayo Eko-Davies (www.fisayomi.blogspot.com). However, there's an Adekunle Adesayo that you want to read in this blog that these very great people can't deliver and it will be great injustice to deny you of that. Same goes for every other area of my life too.
Please know that it is not that the rabbit can't climb up to the top of the tree, climbing up the tree is not just as unique for the rabbit as hiding in its hole. Thus, you achieve more being unique than trying to be someone else.
Along with these lessons, I considered the other big big words like CONSISTENCE,DILIGENCE,SELF-CONFIDENCE,METICULOUSNESS, INTEGRITY,ATTITUDE.... I really can't remember all and some I don't even know Wђat they mean but the break down of these words are ready to make a big difference in my life and maybe in yours too.
So no matter how small the folk-tale is or how big the word is, we can take out a lesson from every experience that comes our way.
OVER AND OUT!
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This is an example of a "circular question". It leads you round and round taking you nowhere. If such question eventually gets answered, you'll realise that it is rather irrelevant. In the instant case, it took scientists centuries to answer the chicken and egg dilemma and I am sure philosophers are still on the verge of answering this question. Funny enough, I really have not read till date, ђat the discovery of that answer has improved changed in the human race.
In our bid to finding better answers, we should stop asking rather irrelevant or circular questions. Circular questions will only place u on a rocking horse; you'll keep moving but it will take you nowhere. Rather we should ask questions that have direct relevance and importance to the object of our decision. Our questions should be less ambiguous and objective. Yes, objectivity too, because we tend to lay the questions we ask with sentiments in order to manipulate our answers.
By the way, any person who reads his or her holy book well won't have the problem of answering which came first between the chicken and the egg.
OVER AND OUT!!!
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Hey! You finally stumbled on this blog ba? You're welcome.
Have you ever been amazed by the abundance of short-sightedness in the realm of decision making? Do you know making wise decisions is an ART? Unfortunately, this art is not taught in schools. To make matters worse, it has been discovered that if our parents lacked good decision making skills, it puts us at distinct disadvantage !
The first step to wise decision making is ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.
In this age of information overload, there are too many opinions that only create more confusion, thus the need to hone our decision making skills and in doing this, the questions we ask should deserve some attention.
ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS IS A SKILL AND SHOULD BE LEARNT AND HARNESSED!!!
(Next 5 posts will treat 5 keys to finding better answers)
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PENCILS are made with ERASERS to give another chance, but the real
logic is, the eraser on the pencil was made for you to remember that
CHANCES are LIMITED!
The flame of every relationship usually ignites strongly and burns with the fire red. The lovers make a lot of phone calls, visits, they buy a lot gifts, give a lot of kisses…etc. However as years, months and even days pass the fire that once glowed red turns blue. The calls, visits, gifts, etc. reduce drastically, and in the case of married couples, the man unlike before, starts coming home late, the calling of each other by pet names stops, even lovemaking reduces or stops. At this stage, you stop to ask yourself, “am I with the right partner?” The answer to this question often, is the root of broken relationships and divorces.
In my own opinion, the problem with love affairs starts with the definition of “love”. Love, according to the Advanced Learners Dictionary, is ‘a strong feeling of deep affection for somebody or something’. The part of this definition I have problem with is the “feeling” part. True, love is a feeling. A very strong one, the fire starts, glows, and burns hot as hell. Unfortunately, at one time or another, a strong wind blows against this fire threatening to kill it or sometimes blows it off.
You all will agree with me that a feeling is not something permanent. Your feelings are bound to change. According to Rhonda Byrne in her book, “The Secret”, the way you feel is determined by the frequency at which your mind is operating. Sometimes you feel bad, other times you feel good. This same way, if loved is viewed as a feeling for someone, your feeling for that person is bound to change or it is possible for you to develop a stronger feeling for another. What happens when the flame of your love is threatened by the wind? What happens when the fire goes out?
Like someone once said, “God/Fate determines who comes into you your life, but YOU determine who stays in your life”. Whether your relationship/marriage works out is determined by YOU. You have to see love beyond something you feel, and take it as a DUTY. By taking love as a duty, according to the Law of Attraction, you are indirectly telling the universe what you want and creating that life for yourself.
Taking love as a duty here entails bringing back those moments, when the fire was still very red and hot; the movies, gifts, the nice remarks, etc.
It was because all these moments stopped that starved the love in the first place. Yes, you’ll not feel like doing these, but this is why it is called a duty and it goes a very long way in bringing the feelings back.
Another duty here is gratitude. Showing gratitude for the good attributes your partner possesses attracts more of those attributes and re-ignites the love. In doing this, take a sheet of paper, and make a list of all the good attributes your partner possesses. Take this list every morning and show gratitude for each and every item on the list. By the time you do this over and over again, you’ll realize and remember those things that made you love your partner initially and then you realize you are falling in love again.
I learnt in one of Tyler Perry’s movies that, usually, the good you get in your partner is about 80% but that in any other person outside is about 20%, however, naturally we thirst for what we don’t have and fail to appreciate that, which we have. So most times, we let go of our 80% for the 20% outside, which we end up regretting. It’s amazing how far gratitude and appreciation goes in bringing the best out of people, due to the fact that we all crave for appreciation. This goes a long way in re-kindling the fire of your love.
Forgiveness is also a duty which goes a long way in re-kindling the flame of your love, or prevents it from going out. No matter how bad your partner has wronged you, you should see it as a duty to forgive him/her. There’s no way the flame of your love can keep burning or get rekindled if you fail to let go of grudges you hold against each other. Your partner loves you more if he/she realizes that even after all the wrongs, you still found a place in your heart to forgive.
All the little details matter; physical contact (especially in public, it shows that you are proud of your partner) the good moments you never forgot (though not spectacular) the noted dates (not necessarily notable), attention paid to them, a listening hear (even when you are tired and your partner talks to much), a helping hand, good relationship with friends and members of family (even those you don’t really like), tolerance (you just have to take a lot of shit), self development/empowerment, etc.
Hey, it’s not that I am a relationship expert, but if you have read this and digested it, you must have learnt a couple of things. The rising number of broken homes in our society prompted several discussions with friends; Mosunmoluwa Sokoya made understand love as a duty, my love, Priscilla Adeboye made me understand love can die of starvation, Aanuoluwapo Adenopo, proved to me that love can come at you from the strangest places. Osikanmi Tayo, Abiola Oladiti, Abisoye Tobi, Fisayo Eko Davies…thank you all for wonderful discussions. Our relationship/marriage can maintain its equilibrium even if the forces acting against it are very strong. You determine it. Let us reduce the number of Divorces/broken homes in our society. You just have to make that relationship/marriage work because it is never greener on the other side. We can start by reducing the number of break-ups…lol. REKINDLE THE FIRE AND KEEP THE FIRE BURNING!
